PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Dog Catcher

Dog catcher
Better run before they catch ya
Obscene language disasters
But the green is what I’m after
But this greed and I’m a master
Is breeding a lot actors
So please excuse my lack of laughter
I’m saying how I feel but me I’m not a pastor
And at times I am bastard
Ask it-relax it cause arguments lead to caskets
It doesn’t help to be passive
Learn from your mistakes switch up your actions
So you can be the one in that new thing blasting
Real music passion
It helps to start stashing
Trademark name you can call it John Madden
But I can live without an Aston
Just make life easy with a genie like Aladdin
Nah, but let’s make life comfortable
Planned out formatting
Cause I’m be damned if my money not long lasting
Fuck easy money I’m against soul snatching
But temptation is hard to look past it
So tempting but you know you can’t have it
But you would if you could but your life you may damage
Looked at one spot but didn’t scope out the canvas
Just went to store got you a little sandwich
Bagged a little joint
She looked a bit above average
Shouldn’t have done it
But O MY you savage
Nine months from now
You pushing a carriage
Couldn’t find a job
And yourself you couldn’t manage
First feeling of many
You can call it a status
But this memo about had it
Because I’m about to call it a night like Gladys…..!!!