PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Why Winter

It’s here
Because time never let’s up
Fell asleep to horror movies
But the winter wind yelling get up..
Yawning
Looking out the window
See a lot snow flakes
You know its cold all I see is biggies and
A few North Face
I hate the winter
Really wish that the snow fake
Blizzard take over the city streets
White like Colgate
Where the holiday spirit
Carols outside
Be quiet
You can hear it
The streets they clear it
And top it with salt
Crackheads directing traffic
Excited screaming halt
Yeah that’s winter
Too cold to kiss her
Yeah I miss the
Summer and the heat
But when it comes
I want it to freeze
Confused it seems
But it is what it is
So cold you wish you didn’t have to pick up your kids
Fucked up but damn near accurate
To even think such a thing
You have to laugh a bit
The weatherman says snow
I start booing
Like NOOOOOOOO
What the fuck are doing?
This
Is the ultimate blow
Shit
I really hate snow
…Summer Where Are You??