PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

My Hallmark Card

Happy birthday to the woman I love
To the woman I hug
But besides that
When times get rough
You are behind back
Love me with all your heart
And you can times that
By the loyalty
You show for me
Riding shotgun through this life
While you chauffeur me
Us growing old together
I really hope to see
You wanted a writing
But I did one better
This letter
Is a piece of my heart
On why we need to be together
You the air when I can’t breathe
The four eyes when I cant see
The escape route when I’m doomed
In the middle of a stampede
Plus you stand me
Deal with the switches
Overlooked the non relevant bitches
And we five years strong
Weathered a lot of storms
Together we belong
And forever ever more
I love you
And I Can’t be more serious
You are my lady
That drives me crazy
But my baby
Point blank……PERIOD!!!