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You Can't Make This Shit Up

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Somebody Call HP 

Six One

Nine One

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Bellevue Hospital

Somebody Call HP

Fifty-eight E’s

CMT’s

Machine stole my dollar

Somebody Call HP

Unruly patients

This job takes patience 

From the outside looking in

A lot of room for explaining 

From the top to the bottom

Daily goal

Is to shoo us

“You sit down all day”

You won’t know 

Until you suit up

Won’t know until

You do such

Maneuvers

And takedowns 

Medical restraints

You face to face now

Tour one

Late rounds

One under

You got a case now

8A respond to

You can’t imagine 

Such a post

Work every holiday

HP 

We do the most

Crowd control

Traffic

Headaches

Massive

Plus it’s only ten o’clock

Mandated

It never stops

Pick a post

Right when it’s time to go

Got to stay professional

Even when they lying bro

Psych Walk-In

Followed by C-PEP

Somebody Call HP

Now we get the respect

Central on the air

Can you give me a ten-one

Okay

Ten-six

Give me a few clicks

Somebody Call HP

Somebody Call HP

Let them know

It’s an emergency

When you hear

Pick it up

You sense the urgency

Somebody Call HP

SR70s

On top of the late sheet

Massive overtime

Just make sure that

They pay me

Officer Payne

Key jobs

I’m whom they send

Coworkers

I considered some 

Of them as friends

Bonds I pray

Will never end

Daily faces

In which read that

They hate me

Need help

HP

Directions

HP

It’s amazing

By the day’s end

We really see it all

HP

HP

Keep this in mind

Next time you make the call…!!