PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

February 12

Check it

One two

Check it 

Check it

I won two 

Tickets to the venue 

Set fire to every liar 

It was written on the menu 

Come here 

Ten-two

Stand firm 

Stand true 

To position 

In a way 

It’s exquisite 

Escargot 

With some Merlot 

And no dishes 

I’m finished 

With this page at least 

Writing pays the lease 

My End goal 

Getting paid while asleep

Haha

Mariana Trench 

Yeah it was deep 

Into this TLC match 

I shall creep 

One two 

Check it 

Check it 

One two 

Bless this message 

As it comes through 

Two step 

That’s a one-two 

Mannn

Fuck you…!!!