PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

February 23

She cried 

Cause I ain’t make plans 

But I’m Space ship high 

Listening to Space Jams

Up by twenty three 

No time

Best not make plans 

Around the truth 

Watch them breakdance 

We are men 

We shake hands 

Copy

Confirm 

Over 

And I’m out 

Only hybrids 

And in da couch 

You ever thought 

A situation into existence 

That every start has a finish 

Did I mention 

My soul glow

Fluorescent 

I thought better 

Improved my motor skills 

Every little thing 

Hurts 

Told you my soul for real 

Better fit

More appeal 

March on your way 

April then May

Moved out of New York 

My soul Michael Bay

Transformed

Off the stage 

Now appear 

Like I’m paid 

Well I am paid 

Loved 

And adored 

Protected 

Red dot 

No record 

But now that’s it’s over 

I know how to move forward 

Everyday used to be a flu game

But on the 23rd 

I was sober…!!!