PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

February 28

Hello

Let’s be clear 

This February 

Happened to be 

A leap year 

Oh yeah 

My tell 

Nose flare 

My cold stare 

Our red flags 

Resemble road flares

I’m personally invested 

Ingested 

A THC substance 

For once bitch 

Can you not be 

A but kiss 

Blowing my high 

Over some dumb shit 

My month over 

You cool 

Come on over 

What’s the over 

You under 

The pocket of my shoulder 

Walk with me 

Or walk it out 

Finally in my own crib 

And off the couch 

My offer now 

Is to boast aloud 

I’m the greatest 

Who made it 

Duel paces 

Now step back 

Can’t

Stuck in a cement trap 

But

I’m D R 

Self diagnosed 

In the E R 

I said my piece Gawd 

Peace Gawd 

Two fingers up 

Give me three more 

I’m your backup 

Restore

I could never 

Keep speaking absolutes

Nothing is forever 

Who thought 

Being kind hearted 

Could be a cruel sport 

Remove thought 

I crashed out 

And blew court 

Yikes 

Left alone 

Because I was right 

You right 

Good night…!!