PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

February 6

Six shots 

Revolving 

My life 

I present it 

Those same six shots 

Will shrink your frame

Its Ozempic

The Paynes 

With the tenth pick 

Finally on my zen shit-

I wanna win shit 

About that 

Possibly 

I thought of cheating 

Who hasn’t 

Had these thoughts repeating 

Barely two bills I can pull 

It’s bull 

Thirty five and can’t pull out thirty five

Quit and restarted about thirty times 

Finally thinking about I 

I-I-I

Bout right for these times 

The 6th Day

The 6th Man

Finally learned to stop rushing my hours 

I finally found Rick Tan

The other day 

Almost got hit man

By a hitman??

Nah more self induced 

Yet we called a truce

Swore to the almighty 

More fingers than if I was Bruce

Deuce…!!