Yo you got a Back?
Nah, I’m about to go get one.
(Opens Backwood)
Look at this big ass vein!!
Frail, silky paper shit!!
Buy another, matter of fact- buy a pack…
I’m not coming back outside!!
Much blessings to you people at Backwoods.
And much continue success.
I’m writing such a letter to you, trying to finally figure out (I am very curious) just how this works?! In which part of this whole cigar making process condones a big, doofy, brolic vein, eliminating any chances of me rolling up?! Or why the paper at times is so silky it burns away in one pull?! I remember buying packs and only being able to use one out of five…
Please I’m curious to know- how?!
Is this something that can be controlled?
Is this for profit?
Cause if it is- salute on a great job done!!
Why did you rid us of our clear tubes?! Where we had at least a fighting chance to see if it was sort of doable?! Please forgive the undertone of malice you detect. It’s just REALLY fucking annoying. Knock offs, veins that Wolverine himself would run from, and its rising prices has made me consider a move I been trying to make every New Years- QUIT!! Overall!! Not switching papers. Cutting down- FUCKING QUIT!! Anyway I was put on to your product at the same time the culture (every hood) flocked to it. I, myself, was a Dutch Master kind of smoker until it became irritating (pause). My boy swore by these, no matter the blow back about its finished length. After numerous attempts, I finally began appreciating its allure. It threw me back to when I first started chiefing. The pull was strong and left no irritating tingle, just very heavy eyes and an evaporated stomach.
And what’s this SHIT with the said image above…
Fuck are they so expensive and Jordan release-ish?!
• Honey bourbon
• Berry
• Stout
• Sweet
• Honey
• Dark n Sweet
• Original
Cool.
Valid argument.
Enough flavors to keep one busy…
Fuckkk that bro!!
Those flavors are boo-boo compared to said image above. Consistent boo boo too. But those Russian Creams, thirteen a pop at some spots, is every ex Dutch Masters dream. A Dutchwood. BackMaster. If you will. In writing this letter however, I answered my own grueling question- it’s all about the dollars partner. There is someone right now smoking a Russian Cream in its original form. Like nothing yet I’m here treating it like Galaxy Foams…
Shaking my fucking head.
In closing, keep up the good work. Business from a customer stand point, is booming. Just curious is all. As an avid smoker and tax payer, I just want to smoke up with the least amount of worries. It’s bad enough the bud is depressing. Give us a fucking break, eh?!
Blessings Señor.
Chico C. Deleon
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