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What Your Name?

My name…Ally!!

I been waiting so damn long for you to answer that question. So long in fact that when you do, you make it suspenseful. 

What honor, joy to be granted the title of Godfather aka Ni at first now Nińo. Felt an eternity waiting to hear you speak, now you cannot stop. Enough energy for you, me, whoever is around. Only when in a good mood though. Do not get it no way confused, your temper is wicked. Smiling bundle of joy to crying tears turning the door knob- “I go, I go”. Smart cookie this one. Now two years old, we can all agree…

Watch your mouth!!

Everything said and grasped, you mirror it. As entertaining as it can be at times, it scares the hell out of me. My whole vocabulary has to be filtered with you, imagine with my own?!

I bounce between baby fever and celibacy when I’m with you. Pure innocence. Seeing the world for what it is- anything is possible. Everything is interesting. No judgement. Direct from the heart. Mind you Ally has to be in a good mood. Do not attempt this when the look reads “if you don’t get out my face.” Can’t help but laugh at you. From trying to climb up to my bed or making me chase you for a damn hug. 
Watching you grow, frightened to hold you as a newborn. I still can’t come to terms with it. Sleeping all the time to this little person who tells me “No, put me down.” Rough playing, upside down, throwing from one side to the other, you can’t get enough. 

I got you

Your new thing is grabbing legs,  sneaking up to scare you. Your laughter, I swear your laughter, gives me a weird sense of purpose. You jump from couch to couch, never mind the no wings. Dare devil in your own right. Amusing how you find injury comical. To not watch you is to not be wise. You are perfect in every sense of the word and some. If you find something you like, repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat. How can I say no right? You give kisses and tell me “I love ju” without hesitation. 

I know…what a big softie!!

Only female I’ll ever chase. You could have the world if you chose to. I’ll be there no matter what happens, whatever relationships sour, it don’t matter. Always ready with advice, I’ll be there. How can’t I?

Funny I never thought I’ll be someone’s Godfather. Sense of responsibility I can’t shake. Smiling, laughing even when you cried cause you couldn’t eat dog food, you radiate any room. Loves animals and a mermaid in the water. I see nothing but great ness in your future. With a loving supporting cast along with two genuine loving parents, you have it made. Ally Rose Rogers, know that Nińo be that rock to lean on when needed. Not needed, whatever. Still owe you though. You ignored me a little too much for my liking. Wait until the store runs…

Nope can’t hear you.Nińo who?Me no Nińo! Petty right? All love. Especially for Ms. Rose…Where Nińo?By your side baby girl, always by your side…