PayneInTheCulo

You Can't Make This Shit Up

Old Timer

It was past midnight

When you heard my whine

Moms brought me into this world

On two seventeen eighty-nine

And ever since then

It’s been a story in time

We fight, fought

Then said whatever

Then sat thought

Blew an L together

Ma you complete

Broke the puzzle

Connected the pieces

Cleared me of my evil

Gave me my baby Jesus

Never went to college

But you are a great mother

Don’t like your job

But still support me and my brother

When I was young

Our tension was at its peak

Hate going to work

But you work all week

Fight and scream

Best believe your attitude is crazy

We say mean things

But I know you don’t hate me

I remember when I was young

Moms had a Ford box

And I almost didn’t make it

I was choked twice by the cord

One of the strongest women strongest of all

You real short ma

But your heart is oh so tall

Family is big

Confrontations are small

How you doing ma

Hey honey

Check in the draw

Life is way too fast

Ma Im going to be heartbroken

When you pass

But we going to box it out

Life round after round

And before it’s all over

I’m going to buy you a pound…